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Best Man Speeches, Best Man Toasts and Poems: Best Man Speech (Irreverent and Ribbing) 5 min


Word Count: 796
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A five minute irreverent and ribbing toast, only to be used in a broad minded environment (may also be used for a buck’s party).   Comments on the extravagant nature of the Bachelor’s life and the Groom’s fine taste in women.  (The speech includes a toast to Bridesmaids).

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  Well, what brings us to be gathered here today?  How has his almost religious passion for women, wine and good times led my close buddy (Groom’s name) to a final acceptance ** ***** **** ** ******* ******** ******* ** *** ********** ** *** ************** ***** **** ** * **** **** ****** ** *** ************* ** *** ***** ***** ** *** ********** ******** *** *** ** *** ********** ****** ** * ********* *********

Before I give you far more detail on the decorated career of our Groom please let me ********* *** ** ** ******** ****** * *** ******* ** *** ****************** *** * ******** *** *** ********* **** *** **** ************ ************* ****** * **** *** **** ****** * ******** ******* *** *** ***** **** *** **** ******* ****** ** ** *** ** **** **** ***** ********** **** ********** ****** ********* ****** ******* **** ********** *********** ******** ******* ********** * ******** ******* **** ******** ******* ***** **** **** **** *** ***** ********** **** ****** ** *** ****** *** ******** ***** ***** *** *** *** *** **** ************* *** * ********* ******* * ******* ******** *** ****************** ******* * ** ************* *******

Let’s take a quick look at this guy’s track record.  (Groom’s name) is widely acknowledged amongst *** ***** ** * ******* ***** ** *** ******* ******** ***** ********** *** **** ********** **************** ******** **** *** *** ***** *** ********* ** *** ****** *********** ***** *** * ******* *********** * ************* ************ *** ****** ********** ** ******* ****** ***** ******** *** * ******** ***** ** ******* *** ******* ********** ** ********

Interestingly his passion for mindless alcohol abuse and wanton reckless investment in motor vehicles remained constant ****** *** ********** ***** ****** *** ***** ******** ****** ****** ** *** *** **** ** ****** ****** *** *********** **** ************* ******* **** ********** ****** * *** ****** *** ********* ** ** ****** * **** ** **** ********* **** * *** ***** ** ** ** ** ****** ******** ***** **** ********* ******* *********** ******* * ************ **** * ***** *** ***** **** ********* **** ******** ****** *********** ********* *** ****** ** ****** *** ***** *** ** *** ********* *********************** *** ******* ***** ** *** **** *** *** **** ** *** **** **** ******* *** *** ****** **** * ******* ** ******* **** **** **** ****** ******

So what has happened?  Why has he allowed his somewhat sordid and salacious activities to be ****************** **** ****** *** ************ *** ****** ** ***** ******* ******** ***** ** * *** ** ***** ************** ****** ******** ***** ***** * **** **** ******** ** *** *********** ** ***** * **** ******** ** *** ******* ** *** **** **** ** **** ***** ** **** ****** ** ***** * ****** ***** ** *** ******** ** **************** **

(Groom’s name) met (Bride’s name) when he was at the zenith of bachelor styled activities and ******************* ** *** * ******** ******* ** ** ***** *********** ** **** ********* ******* *** *** *** ******** ** **** * ******* ************** *** ******** ******** ** *********** ** *** *** ** *** ********** ***** ** ***** **** *** ***** ****** ***** **** **** ** * ****** *** **** **** ******* ** ********* **** *** *** ***** ****** ***** **** ***** ***** ** *** *** **** ********* * ******* **** ********** ***** * ******* ****** *** ******* ***** ******* ******** ********* ** ******* ****** ** *** ******

(Bride’s name) however showed him in a subtle but highly persuasive manner a new set of ****** **** **** * *** *** ***** ****** ******** ** *** **** ************* ***** **** ****** *** *** * **** ** *********** **** ** ** *** *** ********* *** ************ *********** **** ****** *** ****** *** *** ******** *** ******** *********** * ********* ******** *** ***** ************** **** ** *** ********* *** ********** ********* *** **** ****** ** ** ***** *** *** ***** ****** *** ******** ****** ****** ***** **** **** ******** *** ***** ****** ** ***** *** ********** ******* ** *** **** ** **** *****

(Groom) you have been a very lucky man.  For a guy who led the bachelor pack *** **** ********* ****** ** **** **** ******* **** * ********* ***** ** ************** *** *** ** *** *** ** ***** **** **** ** ****** ******* **** *** ******* ** * ********* ****** ************ ************** ******* *** ****** *** **** ***** *** ***** ** *** ***** **** **** ** * ********** *** ***** ******* **** **** ************ * **** **** *** ****** ****** ** **** ****** *** ****** *** ** *** **** *** ******** ************ *** ********* **** ** *** **** *** **** *** **** *********** *** **** * ********* ****** *** ** ************** **** ******* ** ********** *** ****** *********** **** *** ************* *************** ** **** ********* ****


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